forever weird

basically moved over here

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 11:12:47 -0600

basically moved over here

um quick psa i actually blog mostly from pageofbutt nowadays i’ll still post here but idk...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 09:40:56 -0600

um quick psa

i actually blog mostly from pageofbutt nowadays

i’ll still post here but idk i’ve just been there more

i love them so much i just

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 00:00:44 -0600

i love them so much i just

barackobama: “Pretty straightforward. Any confusion there?”

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 23:38:27 -0600

barackobama:

“Pretty straightforward. Any confusion there?”

Photo

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:15:20 -0600

Photo

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:13:40 -0600

666throck: sickbat: These are variations of bobtail squid....

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:16:31 -0600

666throck:

sickbat:

These are variations of bobtail squid. These tiny creatures live in the pacific and indian oceans within shallow water. They generally measure between 1 and 8cm long. They are usually recognized by their eight short tentacles and rounded shape.

Bobtail squid have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria which inhabit a special light organ in the squid’s mantle. The bacteria are fed a sugar and amino acid solution by the squid and in return hide the squid’s silhouette when viewed from below by matching the amount of light hitting the top of the mantle.

What a wonderful thing nature is.

OH MY GOD

TINY SQUIDDIES

LOOK AT THEM THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE PSYCHEDELIC JELLYBEANS AAH THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM MIDDLE ALL CURLED UP LIKE A SLEEPY KITTY.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ON MY DASH ALL WEEK

MARIA LOOK AT THESE

nouinsanity: Possibly the best book jacket ever.

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 21:22:03 -0600

nouinsanity:

Possibly the best book jacket ever.

OK SO MARIA SUBMITTED THIS TO ME AND AND LOOK AT THIS CUTIE LIL...

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 08:31:00 -0600

OK SO MARIA SUBMITTED THIS TO ME AND

AND

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE

LIL JELLYFISH W EYEBALLS

I ACTUALLY LOVE ZOOLOGY A LOT

(you can learn about these cuties on her biology blog!!)

myslightlynormallife: This is what being bored leads too… i...

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:40:17 -0600

myslightlynormallife:

This is what being bored leads too…

i LOVE YOU

myslightlynormallife: Dolphin screeching noises Caution: May...

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:39:14 -0600

myslightlynormallife:

Dolphin screeching noises

Caution: May cause ears to bleed

PATRICK YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL

spate: sext: what are you wearing? please provide evidence from the text and two quotes to support...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 23:38:24 -0600

spate:

sext: what are you wearing? please provide evidence from the text and two quotes to support your answer.

A literary map of the UK. [Reddit]

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 18:09:34 -0600

A literary map of the UK. [Reddit]

riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 00:01:22 -0600

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

THERE IS A GOD

theashleyclements: gdfalksen: Bedtime Stories this blanket,...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 00:00:40 -0600

theashleyclements:

gdfalksen:

Bedtime Stories this blanket, designed by Tiago da Fonseca, has several sheets containing a traditional bedtime story. Each “page” adds a layer of linen making you warmer (or cooler) and comfier hopefully guiding you and your partner into a pleasant night’s sleep.

Want.

i need this so badly it hurts me

EVERYONE. STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:39:01 -0600

the-charming-strangeness:

thebookdoctor:

ereyes312:

thegoddamazon:

anomaly1:

otaku-sex-beast:

AND GO ONTO MONSTERSUNIVERSITY.COM

Disney just created a website to promote the prequel of Monsters Inc.

DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I DON’T CARE IF SOMEONE’S DYING

WOW O.O

jfdlv;nkfdgn jklfdb jkbf;jldvsdjkf

OMGOMGWTFYES

oh my JESUS

I AM CRYING

THERE IS AN ENGLISH/CREATIVE ROARING DUAL MAJOR

Spent a couple minutes not doing my chem lab because of this

TOTALLY WORTH IT

BEST UNIVERSITY WEBSITE I’VE EVER SEEN

Photo

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 15:25:20 -0600

inspired by this photoset

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 15:08:03 -0600

inspired by this photoset

thecakebar: Earl Grey Tea Cupcakes! (recipe)

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:15:44 -0600

thecakebar:

Earl Grey Tea Cupcakes! (recipe)

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 18:37:57 -0600

the-charming-strangeness:

bonewagon:

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

I don’t even play the SIms but omfg this is fantastic

the sims, everyone