forever weird

My name is Molly and I post things.

20-year-old student of English, hailing from the far northern reaches (a.k.a. Canada), and I've spent twenty minutes thinking of something to write in this bio space.

If you speak sarcasm and really dislike it when people are idiots and enjoy a good book and a cup of tea, you might like me.

[previously awesome-factorial]
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basically moved over here ⇢

um quick psa

i actually blog mostly from pageofbutt nowadays

i’ll still post here but idk i’ve just been there more

i love them so much i just

i love them so much i just

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barackobama:

“Pretty straightforward. Any confusion there?”

(via light-the-fire-within)

(via theworldofourcreation)

(Source: s3cretsociety, via theworldofourcreation)

666throck:

sickbat:

These are variations of bobtail squid. These tiny creatures live in the pacific and indian oceans within shallow water. They generally measure between 1 and 8cm long. They are usually recognized by their eight short tentacles and rounded shape.


Bobtail squid have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria which inhabit a special light organ in the squid’s mantle. The bacteria are fed a sugar and amino acid solution by the squid and in return hide the squid’s silhouette when viewed from below by matching the amount of light hitting the top of the mantle.

What a wonderful thing nature is.

OH MY GOD

TINY SQUIDDIES

LOOK AT THEM THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE PSYCHEDELIC JELLYBEANS AAH THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM MIDDLE ALL CURLED UP LIKE A SLEEPY KITTY.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ON MY DASH ALL WEEK

MARIA LOOK AT THESE

(via trisaratopsies)

nouinsanity: Possibly the best book jacket ever.

nouinsanity:

Possibly the best book jacket ever.

(Source: nousinsanity, via crashandburning)

OK SO MARIA SUBMITTED THIS TO ME AND AND LOOK AT THIS CUTIE LIL JELLYFISH W EYEBALLS I ACTUALLY LOVE ZOOLOGY A LOT (you can learn about these cuties on her biology blog!!)

OK SO MARIA SUBMITTED THIS TO ME AND

AND

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE

LIL JELLYFISH W EYEBALLS

I ACTUALLY LOVE ZOOLOGY A LOT

(you can learn about these cuties on her biology blog!!)

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myslightlynormallife:

This is what being bored leads too…

i LOVE YOU

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myslightlynormallife:

Dolphin screeching noises

Caution: May cause ears to bleed

PATRICK YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL

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spate:

sext: what are you wearing? please provide evidence from the text and two quotes to support your answer.

(Source: albert-hammond, via pochedetigres)

 A literary map of the UK. [Reddit]

A literary map of the UK. [Reddit]

(Source: theatlantic, via danny0709)

 riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter. The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).” The first paragraph starts like this: “I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.” THERE IS A GOD

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

THERE IS A GOD

(Source: m3lodigression, via cuttlefishcaller)

theashleyclements: gdfalksen: Bedtime Stories this blanket, designed by Tiago da Fonseca, has several sheets containing a traditional bedtime story. Each “page” adds a layer of linen making you warmer (or cooler) and comfier hopefully guiding you and your partner into a pleasant night’s sleep. Want. i need this so badly it hurts me

theashleyclements:

gdfalksen:

Bedtime Stories this blanket, designed by Tiago da Fonseca, has several sheets containing a traditional bedtime story. Each “page” adds a layer of linen making you warmer (or cooler) and comfier hopefully guiding you and your partner into a pleasant night’s sleep.

Want.

i need this so badly it hurts me

(via sydneyland)

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